Big Tuna Of The Week IV

 

This week’s winner of  The Big Tuna of The Week is awarded in response to a passionate appeal delivered in the form of an email from a new reader.  The emotional nomination came from emailer Darryl from Walsh Station.  Darryl wrote “Hey Arsy wonderful blog.  Can’t get enough of your sly observations of the world.  Keep up the good work.  As for your Big Tuna of the Week award I would like to nominate my friend Joshua Owen Shank.  He’s gone missing in action.  He has all but abandoned his cabin.  I can’t find him anywhere.  Not even in the Saloon at Dino Video. Perhaps if he won an prestigious award like the Tuna he would come out from his slumber.  Thanks for helping out.”

Well Darryl from Walsh Station, I’m not quite sure if this clever plan of yours will work or not, but heck it’s worth a try. I tried to investigate Joshua’s disappearance myself after receiving your email.  My attempts were futile.  It would appear that he has vanished into the night.   

For being this week’s winner, Joshua Owen Shank will be presented with a can of tuna from my collection that sits in my nuclear protected safe bunker below my home.  There seems to be one catch though.  For him to collect this award he will have to brave the elements and climb over the wall that divides Burlington and Haldimand Norfolk.  My best guess is that this lovely can of tuna will never be in his possession.  Quite a shame.

If anyone has any information about the whereabouts of this man please contact your local animal shelter.