
That bell you hear is the death toll for my fantasy hockey team. I’m reading reports that Alex Ovechkin is out with a shoulder injury and his return to the lineup is unknown. If he’s out for an extended period of time my chances of finally hoisting the Danny Lloyd Cup are decimated. I have a feeling that Geoff “The Duke” Wall might be responsible for Ovie’s injury, but at press time I have no conclusive evidence. Nonetheless who is responsible for this injury, this news is potentially disastrous for my fair squad, worst yet though I wonder how these ladies might be reacting to this news right now.
Methinks they are probably sitting in a corner with their hands in their armpits ala Sister Mary Catherine of Saturday Night Live Fame.

well i have savard, gonchar and now weber out. so u should keep your small lead for a little while.