Posted in Arsanomics on November 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Tiger Woods has finally released a statement regarding the bizarre nature of his auto/matrimonial accident.
As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I’m pretty sore.This situation is my fault, and it’s obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I’m [...]
Posted in Arsanomics on November 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Today is the day that the Saskatchewan Rough Riders will battle the heavily favoured Montreal Alouettes for the right to hoist the Grey Cup. I can’t say I really support either team since my allegiance is squarely with the Hamilton Tiger Cats, however today I will be wearing green and drinking from green bottles in [...]
Posted in Arsanomics on November 27, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Today I had an epiphany. I was teaching my second of 2 Kindgergarten Phys-Ed classes today and something amazing occured to me. I thought to myself – Self- I should be working on my Rik Smits standing set shot. Just as that thought reached my pea sized brain then the glowing light beamed down and [...]
Posted in Arsanomics on November 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Tonight the Leafs are in Raleigh to take on the Carolina Hurricanes in a battle for the basement in the NHL standings. If this would’ve been the two previous seasons when I was perfecting the art of Team Tanking I would’ve been all over the Leafs to lose this game. However the script has been [...]
Posted in Arsanomics on November 3, 2009 | 1 Comment »
That bell you hear is the death toll for my fantasy hockey team. I’m reading reports that Alex Ovechkin is out with a shoulder injury and his return to the lineup is unknown. If he’s out for an extended period of time my chances of finally hoisting the Danny Lloyd Cup are decimated. I have a [...]
Posted in Arsanomics on November 3, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Tonight is the night folks. After a few months on the sidelines the Phil Kessel era begins in Toronto tonight. I am in no means expecting him to immediately turn around the floundering squad’s fortunes, but his insertion into the line up finally allows me to feel some sort of excitement especially after their dismal [...]
Posted in Arsanomics on November 2, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Here’s a clip of Christopher Walken reciting Lady Gaga’s Poker Face. Pure comedy gold my friends.
Posted in Arsanomics on October 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
As an ardent supporter of all things Toronto Blue Jays I’ve had few reasons to get jacked up in the last 16 years. Their absence from post season play has made me a fair weather watcher of the World Series. I consider myself a bigger fan (not just in waist circumference) than most, yet I [...]
Posted in Arsanomics on October 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
When you are a lazy hombre and as unpleasant of a looker like myself you need to take advantage of every loophole when it comes to making your spouse happy. Since I’ve been labelled a “big disappointment” (circa 1995 by Josh Shanks, a first rate critic on all things raging from peaceful relations at the Six Nations Arena to [...]
Posted in Arsanomics on October 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Let’s call a spade a spade – the beginning of the 2009-2010 Leafs season isn’t going quite as well as I thought (I’m guessing it hasn’t gone exactly according to Hoyle for Brian Burke either). There’s many out there in Leafs Nation ready to scale the CN tower and see how long the free fall [...]
