NBA aka the Association, aka the baby formerly known as Baby Siemens, now more commonly known as N8 the Great has once again made it known that he will likely challenge Dikembe Mutombo for the league lead in blocks. N8 first made his defensive prescence known when he rejected his first immunization shots.
This time the little man used his defensive prowess to reject his very first bottle of formula. Last evening the First Lady and I decided to give her mammaries a rest. So we decided that it would be a good time to introduce a bottle of formula to the future 1st team defensive wizard. He’s had countless bottles before with relative ease, but during those times the bottle contained breast milk (yummy eh?). This time however the bottle was full of gooey goodness formula. The little big man stayed in his defensive posture and rejected my attempts with a ferocious scream and yelp. Better yet he even managed a -like finger wag as if to say “Not this time Daddy-O!” I was thwarted on a number of occasions, finally I had to pull the rip cord on the operation and abort the mission.
The scoreboard now reads
NATE 1 – DADDY 0
Check the ticker for daily updates on this classic confrontation.
Straight From the Arse 
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