A few months back I found out that Salma Hayek was addicted to breast feeding. I was shocked and felt compelled to do something. Addiction isn’t something to mess around with and as a concerned humanitarian I offered to help her out with her addiction.
Despite my public (and in my mind generous) offer to help her, it would appear that my services won’t immediately be required. Judging by the video below she has found someone more suitable to act as her sponsor in her time of need. Luckily for me I’m use to rejection and losing out on this opportunity to a needy African child (blog note: well played little man…well played) doesn’t bruise my ego terribly. However, Salma the offer stands firm if you need a sponsor for your addiction in the future.