For the past two months I have been praying to the baseball gods for some unfortunate things to happen to Baltimore Orioles starting catcher Gregg Zaun (my apologies to the Zaun family). I don’t have anything against the former Blue Jay other than he was blocking the way to the majors for my fantasy baseball team’s (The Arsyholiks who by the way are currently sitting in 4th place) starting catcher and future Arsyholik building block, Matt Wieters.
Luckily the baseball gods took it easy on Gregg Zaun and didn’t damage his spirit or body with a serious injury. Instead they just made him play up to his potential. His .200 batting average was enough to get the job done. His starting position has now gone by the wayside. The future hall of famer, Wieters, makes his much anticipated debut tonight vs. the Detroit Tigers. Please go and visit the www.mattwietersfacts.com to fully understand the significance of tonight’s appearance and also to read gems like
Matt Wieters Is Only A Switch Hitter Because The League Will Not Allow Him To Hit Backwards With His Hands Tied Behind His Back.
In Wieters I trust.