Happy Boxing Day folks. I didn’t get a chance to update the good ol’mediocre musings, otherwise known as Straight From The Arse, yesterday so I thought I would send my good cheer to you all a day late. I trust that everyone had a wonderful Christmas stuffed full of family visits, excess food, excess drink and most of all excess gift giving/receiving. Many of you are probably hitting the malls as I type this in hopes of pouncing on some bargains and such. Best of luck out there.
I was out early this morning to the NIKE FACTORY STORE and I was able to obtain 2 new pair of shoes. These new pair of shoes are going to make me look even flashier being the lazy guy that I’ve become. I’m going to be testing the theory that you need to look good to feel good. If anything these shoes will allow me to get to the beer fridge faster during this college football bowl season. In any event that will be the extent of my boxing day scavenging today, i’ll leave the rest of the credit card spending to you folks.
The rest of my day will be comprised of being Bob “The Builder” to the young squire’s gaggle of new toys (the First Lady will most definetly be my supervisor due to my lack of skills). It’s amazing the amount someone so young (16 months) can acquire in one day. Mind boggling to say the least. The kid is doing all right in the toy department. I’m pretty sure he’ll be whispering into the ears of his young day care mates “hey do you wanna come over to my crib to see all of my new stuff” which in essense is a toddler’s way of quoting Ralphie Wiggum’s “Do…you….like stuff?” On that note I tried to find some video of Ralphie using this saying, but like many things I came up short. However here’s some of his best lines so I can make ammends for my shortcomings. (Pay particular attention around the 42 second mark.)
Happy Boxing Day!! Enjoy!