Friday night was a record-setting night for the Cleveland Cavaliers. As they’d planned, fans throughout the Quicken Loans Arena sported Cavs-branded Snuggies for five minutes to set the world record for the largest gathering of people wearing fleece blankets.
I bet the fine folks of Cleveland are probably saying to themselves “THERE’S NO WAY LEBRON CAN LEAVE US NOW. WE ARE WORLD RECORD HOLDERS FOR ROCKING SNUGGIES.” I’m not so certain this is the kind of cache that will entice Lebron to stay in Cleveland vs. the bright lights of New York or Los Angeles, but who am I to judge or predict the future.
Perhaps if this is this Snuggie rallying thing is a success then we Raptor fans will have to borrow a page from the Cavalier fans playbook and plan to set the world record for wearing “BLU BLOCKER SUNGLASSES” to improve our chances of re-upping Chris Bosh at the end of the season. Are you with me?
I know this guy is…..