So we took him to his crib, and everything went well as planned
But when we took his diaper off, there was a big old mess, Sheeba was a man
I am so poetic and so aptly deft at using the copy and paste function that I was able to rearrange the words of the one and only Tone Loc to announce the birth of my second son, Adam B. Arsenault aka the baby formerly known as Sheeba.
Adam was born at the end of July and the First Lady and I are over the moon. His brother the Association aka NBA is pretty pumped that he will now have someone to practice his back to the basket moves on, catch his north/south off speed pitches and share the blame for some of his future foiled schemes and follies.
The scouting report of Adam aka ABA is as follows:
Strengths: Smooth player who makes things look effortless no matter how difficult … Shows unbelievable ability when it comes to passing the ball. Simply has that uncanny court vision and knack for seeing plays develop before they occur … Possesses very good motion on his long range jumper as he does an excellent job of keeping his body square and his shooting with his elbow tucked in … Owns a quick first step and solid ball handling ability to get past most defenders … When penetrating to the basket, he shows tremendous body control as he can adjust his shot according to the defense … Shows remarkable shot selection as he doesn’t force too many shots … Solid rebounder who understands how to position himself well under the boards to gain easy rebounding opportunities … Shows great poise and leadership on the court … Excellent finisher when running the break where he can take opponents off the dribble and rise up for the quick dunk … Defensively he shows solid anticipation skills when playing the passing lanes … Plays the baseline very well where he is often the recipient of a quick pass for the alley-oop dunk …
Weaknesses: None to report as of yet.
As per this blogs policy, Adam will now be known as The Merger in honour of his initials ABA
Life with 2 little dudes is bound to be very interesting. I’m sure the Association and the Merger will provide me with ample material to blog about. Here’s hoping that I can find some time to do so. Thanks for the well wishes on our new addition.