Let’s face it, I haven’t been producing as of late. Like a 3 hitter batting .120, I can’t buy a hit and my swing is weak. This slump provides further evidence that this mediocre blog has become an after thought to many (or few depending on your view or ability to count page views) with the lack of updates since the glorious month of March. I could ramble off many excuses as I have done so many times before in the past, but my friends (or at least you Mom) you are too sophisticated to read such words.
What you require friends and loyal reader(s) is some action and if tonight is any indication all I need to do is drop a bottle or so of red vino down my gullet to get over my posting slump. This might go against my healthy regimen and my liver’s best interest but judging by some of the emails that I have received some of you have nothing better to do with your time but to view my little blog of mediocrity. For this I thank you but at the same time I seriously question your ambition and wonder if you have all your mental faculties at your disposal. Either way, merci!
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