Rob Gronkowski is having a blast this offseason. The New England Patriot all-pro tight end has been creating a stir with his free-spirited ways. From magazine covers to partying it up with adult movie stars Gronkowski is living life pretty well. Gronkowski is sharing this limelight with his brothers apparently as well. Read this account from B.S Report with Bill Simmons.
This was also witnessed by a friend of mine. Gronkowski’s in line for the bathroom. There’s a line. There’s two urinals and a stall, or whatever, and they’re all waiting. Gronkowski’s with his two brothers–who just looked awesome. He goes into the stall and then turns over to one of his brothers and says, “Crossies?” The second brother goes in. The third brother goes in. And then there’s some guy who’s waiting–some smaller guy–and they’re like, “Let’s get him, too.” They grab this guy and they bring him in and they all pee in the bathroom together in the stall.
Did I just read “Crossys”? That line right there has to make you laugh. From most accounts it would appear that it’s not a party unless a Gronkowski is naked from the waist up. I hope that my young sons, the Association and the Merger, don’t fall in line with the Gronkowski way. My genetics and DNA make up surely won’t allow the 2 young fellas to be as accepted as the Gronkowski bros.