As I approach my 38th birthday I’ve come to the realization that I’m not getting any younger (this realization has been expedited by me getting whipped on a daily basis in mini stick hockey action vs. the Association and the Merger as well). Using my amateur math skills I can easily compute that I’m just as close to retirement than I am to the beginning of my career so perhaps it was just good karma that I came across something today while combing the many corners of the information highway that I would like to do when I retire.
When I retire I want to attend the Toronto Blue Jays Fantasy Camp. The total cost is $ 4600 so I might as well start saving now, but in all honesty this would be a blast for me. This year the guest coaches are Roberto Alomar, Lloyd Moseby, George Bell and Jesse Barfield to name a few.
As for now I guess I’ll just day-dream about my chance to attend in the Fall of 2031. I can picture it now, Me in the batters box and crowding the plate while facing guest coach and former Cy Young award winner Pat Hentgen. I bet it will look something like this
Straight From the Arse 
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