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Well as you well know I haven’t posted for quite some time.  There’s nothing like a 30cm’s of snow, the lifting of my self-imposed ban on consuming Rye and some relevant Kate Upton news to break up a posting slump.

Word on the street and via twitter (big thanks to @biznasty2point0 for tipping me off to this) is that Kate Upton is again on the cover of this year’s SI swimsuit edition. 

This should be much more pleasing to the eye than the GIF of Mr. Clowney blowing up the Wolverines that has been granted top billing on my page for the past month. 

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As a Michigan fan posting anything about the outcome of the Outback Bowl game vs. South Carolina is slightly painful at this moment.  However I feel compelled to bring to life the best football play I might have ever seen by a defensive end.  Jadeveon Clowney of the South Carolina Gamecocks (Mr. Meiklejohn, how about dem Cocks?) destroyed the Michigan tailback and in one felled swoop palmed the football to gobble up the fumble.  Impressive to say the least.

Methinks that Mr. Clowney might be playing on Sundays in the near future.  As for the result of the game please use your navigational skills of the internet to find such information.  It pains me too much to report the result.

If GIF’s aren’t your thing (are they anybody’s?)  here’s  a look at this hit at regular speed.

As a fella who has been known to lay a wager or two in his day I probably wouldn’t have bet on this.  Me being sober at that time of my yearly address on New Years eve.  Thanks to a sudden bout of the flu I’ve been couch surfing the better part of the last 2 days, thus I’ve been left with a diet of crackers, toast and water.  A far cry from the wonderful New Years spread that the First Lady and I would normally feast upon.

Other than this unplanned bout of sobriety (and influenza) this past year has been pretty good to me.  The First Lady continues to be the finest wife, mother and sports administrator that you will ever find.  Being married to me is not an easy task (especially after I won the Canadian Blog Award for Best Sports Blog) to say the least and yet the First Lady puts up with my antics on a daily basis. The way she juggles all of the hats she wears around our household is quite impressive. I hope she realizes how much the association, the merger and I truly appreciate everything she does for us.

The Association has had a banner year and he’s now on track to graduate Kindergarten in the summer of of 2014 (that’s if he doesn’t go skip the draft and go pro).  Not only has the Association excelled in the classroom but he’s also been quite proficient on the playing field as well.  This year the youngster played his first season in Soccer and he was an exciting player to watch to say the least.  In one particular match the Association scored 7 goals all the while his squad won 4-3.  The doogle (as he’s also is known) has been a fantastic big brother and role model for his little brother.  One of the finest things to see this calendar year was the relationship between him and his little brother flourish.  It’s truly wonderful to see.

The Merger continues to grow in many ways.  The little TT train that could is happy go lucky fella and is really coming into his own during his 3rd year.  He has become a talking machine (wonder where he got that from?) and he’s was named the best potty trainer ever at his daycare.  Although it must be said that after he was bestowed this title of best potty trainer he was found in the washroom with his underpants around his head shouting “I’M A PIRATE!”.   The little big man likes himself some winter sports and can be often seen playing hockey downstairs, upstairs or outside.  It must also be noted that he is becoming quite adept at tobogganing and a future career in the two-man bobsled isn’t out of the question.

As 2013 rolls around it’s seems to be the appropriate time to scribble down some resolutions of some kind.  As per usual I hope to take better care of myself physically.  This seems a constant for me and probably will always be.  So it will be important for me to remember the words of Jacob Riis.

When nothing seems to help, I go look at a stonecutter hammering away at his rock perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at the hundred and first blow it will split in two, and I know it was not that blow that did it, but all that had gone before

I’ve also decided that I need to become a quieter individual this year.  Whether that means in voice, tone or simply my antics.  A softer and gentler Straight From The Arse can be expected.

As for the world of sports I’m truly hoping the teams that I support are on the upswing.  As I pound the keys on this keyboard the Toronto Maple Leafs remain undefeated (thank you NHL lockout).  On paper the Toronto Blue Jays have their best chance in years to make it back to the post season.  The Raptors are an improving outfit but I fear they will be forever a doomed squad in the NBA.  The Toronto FC are a complete mess and I’ll no doubt be griping about yet another horrible season at this time next year.

It’s at this point I’ll sign off  (at 9:15 pm sigh) a happy, healthy and prosperous New Year.  All the best in 2013 my friends.

Drop the mic……

It’s really embarrassing but one of the first things that comes up when you type my name into Google is ‘Jessica Ennis bum – Jessica Ennis, Great Britain Olympian

The eve of the New Year is upon us and so is the many upon many list of 2012 moments.  Lucky for me the first of these lists that I’ve come across is from the supremely talented Bruce Arthur of the National post.  Here’s his look back at 2012 Year in Sport – The Year in Lip.

Since the NHL has decided to eschew their annual Winter Classic with all of their labour strife, I’ve decided that tonight’s annual Port Dover Christmas party (it would appear that the host Mr. Turkish Delight is on the Mayan Calendar when booking) should borrow the moniker of “WINTER CLASSIC”.

 

This year’s party as I mentioned is being hosted by the one and only Turkish Delight.  His hosting skills are going to be put to the test as I am going to be  a very demanding guest.  I expect valet parking once I clear the Burlington wall, a personal valet to mop up the sweat from my brow (which will mos def occur as I tend to glisten at these types of events) and most of all I need security protection from the Long brothers and their hand assault that they call a high five.

I’ll be on my best behaviour ce soir, as I will be accompanied by the First Lady.  She will hopefully keep me on the straight and narrow so I don’t have a repeat of the infamous bus trip to London for the 2010 edition of this party.  This was the fateful night where I decided to commence my Rye embargo.  I’m now in a Cal Ripken like streak of not drinking this elixir and I believe that we have all benefited from this decision.

As per all parties someone is going to be “that guy” and I’d usually place the Vegas odds on favourite as being the Turkish delight, but with him being the host the likelihood of him being crowned “that guy” is diminishing.  So in lieu of my usual pick I’ll have to pass the baton to my pal the KERN by default.  Best of luck KERN, no pressure.

On a serious note I’d like to wish my good friend and co-owner of the WALL OF ARSYLENCE as speedy recovery.  The Duke health has played tricks with him yet again and his presence will be greatly missed at this event.  I’ll be partaking in a toast of mini vodz in his honour.  Get well soon Dukie!!

 

Enjoy your evening friends! All the best! Cheers!

Got to like Mr. Dimitar Berbatov’s swag here, no?

In a game against Southampton Berbatov scored for Fulham and discarded his jersey to unveil this gem.  “KEEP CALM AND PASS ME THE BALL“.    Methinks I might have to get out the sharpie and doctor myself up a similar undershirt for my Sunday morning hockey league.  Classic!

The newest Toronto Blue Jays pitcher R.A. Dickey recently wrote a heartfelt thank you letter to the fans of the New York Mets.  If I’m to believe that these words are heartfelt (and let’s face it I’m no position to believe otherwise) than I have even more optimism than I already did about his acquisition.

The word chemistry is thrown around in pro sports a lot. When you are winning teams are always said to have “good chemistry”.  When the same roster is languishing the “chemistry” is now suspect.  So I must tread lightly when thinking Dickey’s presence will enhance any type of chemistry issue within the Jays clubhouse.  However these words that Dickey wrote do speak volumes of the type of individual the Jays have acquired and I’m a firm believer that you can never have enough stand up and solid folk around.

I applaud Dickey for his kind words in his letter and I’m even more eager for the baseball season to begin.  Here’s R.A Dickey’s letter in it’s entirety.

A little over a year ago I was knocking around book titles with my publisher  when we finally found a keeper. The minute I heard the words, “Wherever I Wind  Up,” I liked the cadence of them. I liked the mystery of them.

Most of  all, I liked the way they captured the essence of my nomadic pitching life — which has now taken another completely unforeseen turn.

I never expected  to be writing a farewell “holiday card” to Mets fans. I never expected to be  doing anything but celebrating the joy of the season with my wife and kids and  looking toward the spring, and the start of my fourth season with an  organization that gave me maybe the greatest gift an athlete can get:

A  chance.
A chance for a fresh start. A chance to prove that maybe I could be somebody on  a big league mound, an authentic and trustworthy pitcher, not just a retread  with a weird name and an even weirder pitch — a man who was so in need of  financial stability that he had to get talked out of taking a guaranteed  contract to go pitch in Korea.

The Mets gave me that chance almost  exactly three years ago, and I will always be grateful to them for that. Only  God could’ve written the narrative that has played out in the three years since.  That is what I want to focus on, and what I want to hold in my heart.

I  am not going to lie to you, though. The trade was hard for me at first. This is  where my heart was, where I wanted to be, where I lived out a story of  redemption and felt that every one of you shared it with me in some form or  fashion. I loved pitching for you. I loved your passion, the way you embraced me  from the start, and the way you seemed to appreciate the effort I was putting  forth. Every time I’d walk off the mound after an outing, I’d look in your  faces, the people behind the dugout, and felt as if all your energy and support  was pouring right into me — even when I was lousy. It gives me chill bumps  thinking about it even now.

Every organization has to do what it feels  is in its best interest, and I have no doubt that that’s what the Mets did by  trading Josh Thole, Mike Nickeas and me for two young players who, by all  accounts, are terrific prospects. It doesn’t make saying goodbye any  easier.

From the beginning of last season to the end — when you cheered  with all you had that Thursday afternoon when I won my 20th game — I felt that  this was a shared journey, that we were all in it together. What a great way for  an athlete to feel.

There were so many special relationships I formed  that made my time with the Mets so much richer. Not just in the clubhouse,  either. I enjoyed talking with Bill Deacon, the head groundskeeper, about his  craft, and all that went into it. The security people who helped my wife and  kids get in and out of the family lounge, the policemen who helped me get out of  the parking lot, the folks at the Hodges Gate — so many people went out of their  way to be kind to me, and they should know how much it was, and is,  appreciated.

I was going to take out an advertisement to express these thank yous, but  decided in the end that there was too much I wanted to say. So I am writing this  instead.

As I move beyond the sadness over leaving here, I know I have a  tremendous amount to look forward to. The Blue Jays may need name tags on the  first day of spring training, but once we get acquainted, well, this team could  be something. I appreciate the welcome I’ve already gotten from them, and what  they’re trying to build. We’ll see how it all unfolds.

God has blessed  me in so many ways. His grace and mercy are at the center of my life. I may not  pitch for the home team anymore (a friend told me I now have to start calling  myself a Canuckleball pitcher ) but wherever I go from here — wherever I might  wind up in the future — I hope you know that I will never forget my three years  in New York, and never be able to adequately thank you for everything you’ve  given me.

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